Sharon Moore (Click me)

Typically, I respond by asking my wife what she will be wearing when she does this. Unfortunately, she usually plays coy at this point, leaving my imagination alone to experience a panorama of black leather outfits and nurses' uniforms that I feel would be appropriate for the occasion.

Such is the plight, I believe, of the male race. Our mates rarely, if ever, tend to accommodate our more base sexual cravings. In fact, the best you can usually hope for is that your wife or girlfriend agrees to have sex with her high heels on or gives you a blow job on the living room carpet instead of in the customary environs of the master bedroom.

Cory Everson (Click me)

Of course, there are those of us who trot off to one of the local S&M dungeons – that remain open in the Age of Rudy – to answer our fetish-related callings. For most of us, however, the thought of slipping into a rubber suit and being spun around on a giant wheel by some demented dominatrix seems a tad too silly for our comfort levels. And besides, it's an awful lot to fit into an hour-long lunch break anyway.

Barbara Moran (Click me)

So what's left? Not much, I'm sad to say, except the ever-present male imagination. Ha! That's one thing you can't take away from us, can you, Rudy. It's to this end that NY Rock has cobbled together "Women Who Can Beat the Snot Out of You." Simply put, we're attempting to aid and abet salacious male fantasies because, hell, we may be men, but we deserve a little fun now and then, dammit.

Do take a glance at these pictures, enjoy and remember to clean up afterwards. One final word, if you do find yourself in a painful headlock, courtesy of a woman such as one of those pictured here, remember it doesn't pay to resist. You'd be far better served by taking the tactful route when the discomfort level rises too high. Try these magic words: "Would you care for a little dinner when we're through here?"

August 1998

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