July 1997 — What self-respecting rock & roll webzine is complete without a feature story on the woman of the hour: Sandra Bullock. This is the question we kept asking ourselves until we finally pulled up our shirtsleeves and got busy on "The Obligatory Sandra Bullock Page."

Now, if you’ve read this far, consider yourself one of the select few. Most folks, we imagine, will just look at the pictures, decide whether to jerk off, and head to the nearest porn site to consummate their desires. In fact, we could probably insert a recipe for Swedish meatballs here -- and we’re somewhat tempted to do so -- and we’re pretty sure that very few people would actually know the difference.

On the other hand, there are those who are actually reading this text and you, my friends, deserve more than mere meatballs. So to best serve you, and simultaneously satisfy the less literate segment of the population, we herewith present our Sandra Bullock fact sheet in a no-fuss, no-muss, easy-to-scan table.