July 1997 What self-respecting rock & roll webzine is complete without a
feature story on the woman of the hour: Sandra Bullock. This is the question we
kept asking ourselves until we finally pulled up our shirtsleeves and got
busy on "The Obligatory Sandra Bullock Page."
Now, if youve read this far, consider yourself one of the select few. Most folks, we imagine, will just look at the pictures, decide whether to jerk off, and head to the nearest porn site to consummate their desires. In fact, we could probably insert a recipe for Swedish meatballs here -- and were somewhat tempted to do so -- and were pretty sure that very few people would actually know the difference.
On the other hand, there are those who are actually reading this text and you, my friends, deserve more than mere meatballs. So to best serve you, and simultaneously satisfy the less literate segment of the population, we herewith present our Sandra Bullock fact sheet in a no-fuss, no-muss, easy-to-scan table.
The Sandra Bullock Fact Sheet
||Hair/Eye Color||Brown, you fool
||Notable Successes||The Net, Speed, Speed 2, While You Were Sleeping
||Notable Flops||Love Potion No. 9, Bionic Showdown, Two If By Sea, In Love and War, Who Shot Pat?
||Mom & Pop||Helga & John
||Childhood Digs||Arlington, VA
||Current Digs||Manhattan, Los Angeles, Austin, TX
||High School||Washington-Lee, Arlington, VA
||High School Highlights||Cheerleader, Most Likely to Get Married
||College||East Carolina University (3 credits shy of diploma)
||Pets||April (Boston terrier)
||Culinary Leanings||Peanut Butter & Potato Chip Sandwiches
And there it is this is basically most of what we know about Sandra B.
If perchance you have some Sandra Bullock facts youd like to contribute
birthmarks, blood type, dental charts, you name it dont hesitate to
send them to us.
The NY Rock administrative assistant, Ms. Pennyweather, is at the ready,
and she will add your information promptly to the Sandra Bullock fact
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