I could take the low road and discuss how Caprice Bourret was introduced to sex, at age 14, via the aid of a visual prop otherwise known as a banana; or I could take the high road and discuss Caprice's aspirations to be the governor of California, if not the President of the United States. Then again, I could just state the obvious: Caprice is simply one of the most drop-dead gorgeous human beings to walk the planet. If you're a heterosexual male, and she doesn't fire you up, check your pulse, buddy, you may be in need of a well-polished casket.

Getting back to the low-road/high-road stuff, it's always a tough decision. I mean, face it, the low road is so much more fun. Should I take this path, I would free myself to talk about Caprice's 34-24-34 curvature, her golden blonde locks, her perfectly toned torso. Rumor has it, in fact, that Caprice's breasts are insured for 50,000 English pounds.

Did I mention her perfectly toned torso?

I should point out that I'm not the first individual to be overcome with Caprice-mania. Late last year when she appeared on British TV wearing a Versace lace dress "the size of drink doily" (to coin a phrase from Maxim magazine), Caprice sent anchorman Trevor McDonald, and the entire English nation for that matter, into a state of seizure.

Caprice Bourret, 27, grew up in Hacienda Heights, California. By age 16 (two years after Banana 101), she had already conquered her home state, winning the Miss Teen California Beauty Contest. At age 18, Caprice moved to New York and began modeling for Estee Lauder and Bonjour jeans, pulling in around $5,000 a day. Now this may seem like a paltry amount (it would take at least a week to afford a decent Jaguar) but fear not, she is currently making a whole lot more cash than that these days.

Caprice moved to London roughly two years ago and became a media sensation when she landed a part on "Filthy Rich and Catflap," which she describes as a poor copy of the hit British sitcom "Absolutely Fabulous." If Caprice had the choice to rethink the decision, would she appear on the show today? Absolutely, she says, "I would do it a gazillion times."

What is Caprice like on a personal level? Well, for starters, she doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and she won't pose in the nude. (Caprice will appear in drink doilies, however, on selected occasions.) And although it hasn't always been the case, Caprice is now "much more into conversation than aesthetics," which means she likes her men smart. (By the way, have I mentioned my above average IQ?)

One more thing, Caprice likes prunes; she reportedly eats about 10 a day. In fact, Caprice recently enjoyed a stint as spokeswoman for England's National Prune Week – which may or may not explain her perfectly toned torso. Nevertheless, should any of our lady friends want to give the prune diet a shot, we don't think you should expect Caprice-like results but we do suspect you will have the intestines of a Greek goddess.