Why review Pamela Anderson Websites? Well, what are we supposed to do,
sit around and write rock reviews all day?
On the contrary, we feel that we owe our loyal viewers and our libidos
something with a little more zest. And in the wake of our Jenny McCarthy review which was nothing short of a smashing success we though we'd
seek out another large-breasted celebrity to gawk at endlessly under the pretense of
reviewing her Websites. Although we did consider Tyra Banks, Pamela Anderson was a
relative no-brainer. We were looking for someone with charm, intellect and wit.
Of course, we know absolutely nothing about Pam, but we're sure she's got all of these
qualities and more...
For the review, our panel was given the following guidelines to be
rigorously applied in their evaluation of the sites. All candidates were
to be judged on the following criteria:
1. Visual Effects. Put simply, the more of Pamela we see, the
2. Content. Preferably no content the more of Pamela we see, the
3. Layout and Design. Who cares what are you kidding?
Furthermore, our panel was distinctly instructed to take off points for
any remote signs of intelligence or artistry in any of the Anderson sites
since these concepts are decidedly anathema to the very nature of the
project. And as always, the staff was given free reign to help themselves
to the oleo margarine but told in no uncertain terms to lay off the virgin
olive oil since that stuff can run up quite a bill at three to four dollars
And now the winners...
Unofficial Homepage of Pamela Anderson
http://koti.kolumbus.fi/~taptii/pic.htm * defunct *
This fellow committed the major offense of actually putting a hunk of
text on his page and then, to boot, he asks us if we would like to click to
the "text-only" version. Is he insane? He does, however, include a couple of
risque (that's French for naked, see below) shots of Pammy which
warmed our hearts greatly and immediately put him back in the running. He
does, however, need to do a little work on his HTML coding either that or
Pammy better lay off the cherry cheese cake for a few days.
Pamela Lee Picture Gallery
http://www.public.asu.edu/~ispawn/pamela/pictures.html * defunct *
The first question that begs to be asked here is: Don't these sites
that end in ".edu" belong to the great American institutions of higher
learning and, if so, how long has masturbation been a required course
in universities everywhere. Nevertheless, there's nary a word to be
read on this mighty page, just plentiful pictures of Pamela Anderson in
and out of the buff. Of course, we could have used a little more buff and we had no choice but to shave off a point or two because of this but we really can't complain...
Images de Pamela Anderson
http://www.chez.com/sebbross/pamela.html * defunct *
Want some nude pictures of Pammy? Need we ask? We have very little idea
what this page is trying to tell us, since it's in French, which obviously
boosted our opinion of it by at least 50 or 60 points. As an added
attraction, this fellow has included a set of links to just about every
sex site under the sun including Blow Job Heaven, Wrinkly Old Mothers, and
Perverts Inn he's obviously a very busy man.
http://www.phil.muni.cz/~tox/pamela/pam.html * defunct *
The somewhat unoriginal title notwithstanding (nobody here asked for
creativity), this site is clearly the winner. We can safely say this is the
Energizer Bunny of Pamela Anderson Websites, it just keeps on going. Pictures
and pictures and more pictures 15 pages worth! This guy must have gone
through a lot of Crisco gettin' this babe up. Nevertheless, Phil or
whatever this fellow's name is is clearly a hard worker and we officially
crown his site Pamela Anderson Shrine of the Century that and a
buck-and-a-half should easily get him a ride on the downtown 4 train.
Well, that's it folks. We're a service-oriented operation and we now feel
we've done our duty. For anyone out there who notices that there are quite a
few Pamela Websites that went unnoticed in this piece, we extend our
heartfelt apologies. However, after a few thousand hours of viewing
Pam's flesh, we could take no more. We're afraid, you're on your own
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