| Apr. 2001 | - | Breaking News: Less Athletic Kids Not as Good in Sports (The Dodge Ball Controversy) |
| Mar. 2001 | - | XFL: A Moment of Silence Please ... |
| Feb. 2001 | - | Bushonomics: Who Wants To Be a Trillionaire? |
| Jan. 2001 | - | Quality Television Not Coming to Your Living Room Any Time Soon |
| Dec. 2000 | - | Pets.com May Be Dead, But Robotic Fish, Dogs, and Monkeys Are Alive and Well |
| Oct. 2000 | - | Bring in the Clones |
| | - | Smile, You're on Cyber-Surveillance |
| Sept. 2000 | - | Is U.S. Winning Colombian Drug War? Just Say No |
| July 2000 | - | Choosing the Next Vice President: It Takes a Big Man to Fit into a Little Drawer |
| June 2000 | - | Missile Command 2005: Happiness Is a Warm Bomb |
| | - | Everyone Wants to Be a Kingpin |
| | - | The Super Gonzo Triple Doppler of Death 6000 and More |
| May 2000 | - | The Love Bug Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry |
| | - | So Little Time, So Many Love-Bug Viruses |
| Apr. 2000 | - | Internet Privacy: The Secret Is Out Your Life Is Boring |
| | - | Elian Gonzalez To Return Home but Yoko Here To Stay |
| | - | Space... The Final Garbage Dump |
| Mar. 2000 | - | The Name Diallo |
| | - | Campaign 2000: Cheez Whiz for Everyone |
| Feb. 2000 | - | Campaign Dot Com |
| | - | Hack Attacks: All's Well That's Orwell |
| | - | Presidential Denial: Announcements of Those Not Running for President |
| | - | Web Appliances and Other $500 Coffee Mugs |
| Jan. 2000 | - | Million-dollar Game Shows: It's Deja Vu All Over Again (And Again and Again) |
| | - | Free Tibet and Please Pass the Suntan Lotion |
| | - | George W. Bush: A Card-carrying "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Man |
| Nov. 1999 | - | Reform Party: Finally, a Party Anyone Can Crash |
| | - | Y2K Solution: Cambell's Soup, Mm-mm Good |
| | - | On Marriage and, Ultimately, Howard Stern |
| Oct. 1999 | - | Pakistani Democracy: Dead on Arrival |
| May 1999 | - | Marilyn Manson: Baby Eating Is Bad Influence, Our Teens Need Balanced Diets |
| Apr. 1999 | - | Pamela Anderson: Give Your Breast Implants to the Needy, A Public Service Announcement by Otto Luck |
| Jan. 1999 | - | Rolling Stones: Sex, Drugs & Slimeballs: Jerry Hall vs. Mick Jagger |
| Dec. 1998 | - | Carmen Electra: Ten (Damn Good) Reasons Why Being Dumped by Rodman Is Not Necessarily a Bad Thing |
| Sept. 1998 | - | Bill Clinton: Rock Star |