May 2001

Call it dom-com blues, if you will, but lately we've been considering alternatives to the Web. For example, NY Rock is thinking about launching its own TV show to be called "Who Wants to Have a Human Sacrifice?" The brainchild of myself and Jeanne Fury (with a little help from Ernest and Julio Gallo), the show's premise is simple: Throw some poor bastard on a table once a week, chop off his head, cut to the closing credits. It's got "smash" written all over it. "Survivor" simply will not survive. Regis will be out of work within weeks.

Of course, there are a few logistical and legal issues to be ironed out. (We'll be tapping O.J's defense team for a little assistance here.) In the meantime, check out NY Rock's latest content ....

Interviews:
- Orgy
- Sid Bernstein
- Placebo
- LL Cool J

Concert Reviews:
- Keith Richards
- Nick Cave
- The Donnas
- Amy Ray
- Johnny Thunders Tribute

CD Reviews:
- Blues Traveler
- Dave Matthews
- Black Crowes
- Living End

Soft Porn Central:
- The Baroness's Fetish Retinue
- Izabella Scorupco

Coming soon:
- Coverage of the Joey Ramone Memorial at CBGB
- Interview with Jenny McCarthy