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NY Rock Newsletter Numba 7 by Otto Luck
February 2001
OK, listen up. Our new president, George Bush the Sequel,
isn't the only one pushing diversity around here. Have you
seen this month's cover of NY Rock? On it, we feature an
African-American, a Latino, and a bald lesbian (Busta
Rhymes, Jennifer Lopez, and Joan Jett, respectively). Is
this politically correct or what? Shamefully so, I'm
afraid. But have no fear, we are already taking strides
to avoid this sort of behavior in the future....
Along these lines -- and in honor of our exalted leader,
El Presidente Bushe -- we would like to introduce our latest
product, the Home Self-Abortion Kit (which, for a limited
time only, comes with a complimentary set of Ginsu knives
and a Veg-O-Matic). The kit is currently perfectly legal.
We recommend that you act now, before the situation changes.
Supplies are limited and our new kit just may be your only
alternative in the days ahead (if the Honorable DWI Bush
has his way). The Home Self-Abortion Kit is light, portable,
and it's great for hanging shirts in-between unwanted
pregnancies.
By the way, have you heard about our new cut-rate life
insurance policies?
Okay, enough of this, our current smorgasbord includes:
- Music News: Napster, Go-Go's, NOFX, Foo Fighters, Black Crowes, Rancid
- Interviews: Jennifer Lopez, Busta Rhymes, Moby
- Movie Reviews: Hannibal, Head Over Heels
- Features: WWF, Bushonomics, Quality TV, Rocky Horror
- Concert Reviews: Cheap Trick, k.d. lang, Deftones
Coming soon: Interview with Eminem ...
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