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September '05
The top things that women dislike about men (MEOW!):
1. Looking at, or worse, talking to other chicks while out with them.
(As I mentioned before, this is a BIG no-no. Fulfill your eye-candy hunger when
out with the guys or alone. After all, you aren't with her 24/7, are you?)
2. Not calling when you say you're going to. (I know it is hard to grasp
why this is so important, but chicks HATE this. If you find it hard to keep
your word, don't commit to a time, just say "I will call you when I have free
time.")
3. Too much time at work/with the guys/watching sports on TV.
(Explain to her those things only make you appreciate her more and make you
miss her, and then spoil her to prove it.)
4. Acting too jealous/snooping/too many questions. (Would you want her doing
that to you? No. This one is simple; treat her as you want to be treated.)
5. Cheap-skate behavior. (Even if you are poor, act generous, be it with
compliments, sex, food, drinks or massage.)
6. Wishy-washy behavior. (Most complain that suddenly their guy got cold feet.
Just be up front in the beginning and say what you want, be it a fling,
an open relationship or something long term and serious. It's better to take care
of this up front.)
7. Bad teeth and/or breath. (They never shut up about this, it is SO important
to women, so drag your ass to the dentist if you must and always carry mints/gum.)
Basically, they want a clean honest, generous guy who keeps his word, makes them
feel like they are the only woman on your mind, and gives them space when they
need it. Toss in a lot of oral sex, foreplay, foot massages and you will be
Mr. Perfect. ;)
The top things that men dislike about women (GRRR!!):
1. Talking too much and too loud. (Men are NOT like us; they don't speak as
much and don't want to hear all of your petty crap/gossip. Save the long chats
for your girlfriends and make it quality-not-quantity with your guy.)
2. Complaining. (Sure, they deserve nagging sometimes, but they know how to
tune you out and the more you nag, the less they listen. Try leaving notes to
get a point across or saving the whining for big issues. If he isn't what you
want, leave but don't be a damn nag.)
3. Stalking. (Uh, if he doesn't call you and pursue you, he is NOT into you,
let it go. Don't drop by unannounced, snoop or bother him. It only drives him
further away. Give them space or lose them.)
4. Routine sex. (You want him to drool over you and yearn for you? Two words:
oral sex.)
5. Pressure to marry/have kids. (Let them lead, pressure may force them
to do what you want, but they will resent you and the situation. That is how
cheating begins.)
6. Amazon jungle down there. (Keep it tidy and for god sake clean.)
7. Shopping and talking about shopping. (Notice the penis? It means they are
not females. They are different; do not treat them like a girlfriend if you
want them to act like a boyfriend.)
8. Mothering them/being too damned nice. (Make them work for your love. Don't
make everything easy and convenient. They live for challenge, unless they are
spoiled free-loaders, ew!)
In short, they want an independent, ambitious, strong, clean female who
gives them space and lots of exciting sex. Keep busy, save the 30,000 words a
day for the girls and nothing beats a gal with a huge sense of humor.
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